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MONSTER RIDDLES!!
Here are some riddles to make this holiday spook-tacular!!
ENJOY!!
What do ghost eat for breakfast?
Ghost Toasties and evaporated milk.
What do ghost eat for lunch?
Boo-loney sandwiches.
What do ghost chew?
Boo-ble gum.
How many people can a ghoul eat on an empty stomach?
One. After that it's stomach would not be empty.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
What do ghost wear on their feet in the rain?
Ghoul-oshes.
What did the ghost say about the mummy?
It's all wrapped up in it's work.
What kind of jewels does a ghoul wear?
Tombstones.
Which monsters wear the biggest shoes?
The ones with the biggest feet.
Why is S a scary letter?
Because it makes cream scream.
What do you call a monster who is ten-feet tall, has five arms and poisoned fingernails?
Sir.
What do monsters do to stop from dying?
They go into the livingroom.
Why would someone giving a party look out for the letter G?
Because it can turn a host into a ghost.
What is a monster's favorite musical play?
"My Fear Lady".
What sort of music do mummies like best?
Rag-time.
Where were the ghouls when the lights went out?
In the dark.
Where do vampires keep their most valuable gifts?
In the blood bank.
Where do monsters get their holiday cards?
In the dead letter office.
What is the best time to tell a scary story?
When the spirits move you.
What did the baby monster call it's pet vampire?
A pain in the neck.
What do ghouls call their navy?
The Ghost Guard.
How do vampires travel?
By blood vessel.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts.
What is a vampire's favorite tourist place?
The Vampire State Building.
What happened when the girl monster met the boy monster?
It was love at first fright.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you're spoken to.
What is a monster called when it eats it's mother and father?
An orphan.
What would you call a monster who ate it's father's sister?
An aunt-eater.
What is the difference between a black cat and a bullfrog?
The cat has nine lives, the bullfrog croaks every night.
If a werewolf were to lose it's tail, where could it get another?
At any re-tail store.
What should you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello. Hello.
What has seventy-six eyes and seventy-six legs?
Thirty-eight people.
What do monsters do when they lose a hand?
They go to the second-hand store.
What does a monster do when it loses it's head?
Calls a head hunter.
Why do vampires brush their teeth?
To prevent bat breath.
Why do monsters make good football players?
Because they always reach the ghoul line.
What did the vampire's son do on the baseball team?
He was the bat boy.
What do monsters drink while watching the game?
Ghoul-aid.
What do monsters do every midnight?
They take a coffin break.
Why is there always a fence around a cemetery?
Because so many people are dying to get in.
How far can a ghoul walk into a cemetery?
Half way, after that it will be walking out.
What do ghouls take when they start to cough?
Coffin drops.
How do monsters get into locked cemeteries?
They use skeleton keys.
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